kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

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i’m down to fuck

avpdsnail:

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

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topmemesdeluxe:

topmemesdeluxe:

cis bottoms be puttin all kinds of shit up their bootyholes like dildos, wine bottles, hairbrushes, bananas, etc. but then can’t fathom the idea of a trans man toppin them.

This post pissed off a bunch of transphobes, so please, continue to reblog it.

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hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

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thugilly:

gaymilesedgeworth:

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

dead

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supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

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bakwaaas:

the inherent romance of literally everything when you’re a sentimental bitch

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ereriere:

frogparty:

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

that 16th century peasant feeling

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Anonymous asked:

Are you alive

woodmeat:

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

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